maths-sucks:

im such a sarcastic bitch it’s beautiful



meulin-weipon:

cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

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(Source: wingsofbadass)




(Source: heathledgers)



ka-ka-ka-kanaya:

shiPS WITH THE TALLER PERSON BENDING OVER TO KISS THE SHORTER ONE AND THE SHORTER ONE STILL HAS TO STAND ON TIP TOES TO REACH THE TALLER ONE

(Source: nihtendo)



hottea4hotties:

This will never not make me laugh


(Source: mrgolightly)



meadowkitten:

my grandpa used to water the plants every week and there was a lil frog that would come out and croak until my grandpa sprinkled some water on him and he loved that frog so much



blackromney:

bae: come over ;)

me: i cant im in music class

bae: im horny…

me: 

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(Source: baara)



allisonargentsarrows:

This bitch put me in an ugly-ass champagne floor gown that looks terrible with my skin tone and she is wearing a cardigan to my birthday party. I refuse to be disrespected by this.


(Source: sebastianstoned)